Picture Pages

Misc Pics...

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Drag Racing Pics from 9/7/2001...

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Pics from the dyno on 9/7/2002...

group1.jpg (112126 bytes) Here are about a forth of the miatas that showed up for the dyno day. rosskuhns2.jpg (93821 bytes) Here is Ross Kuhns getting ready for a couple dyno pulls.
miketuning.jpg (89863 bytes) Mike Shepherd, the laptop tuner!  Mike helped make some quick adjustments on my car between my two dyno pulls.  He's much faster and more familiar with the software than I. rosskuhns3.jpg (94976 bytes) Ross' car on the dyno.

Movies

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Bad Ass Cool Bus- 12 second school bus.

9/7/01-My first time at the drag strip- Thanks to Mike Shepherd for the video.  I wish my times were better, 14.3 was my best 1/4mi time.  In theory, mid 13's should be achievable.  It was a HOT day so maybe a cooler day will help me get into the 13's.

9/7/01-Nigel Soult (red 91) and John Gassett (blue 99)- drag strip

9/7/01-Nigel vs Lightning The Lightning jumped the lights so Nigel took off too.

9/7/01-Jim Sawyer's 540i vs.Nigel's miata

9/7/01-Jim Sawyer's 540i vs. me

9/24/01-900HP Toyota Supra - pretty cool stuff!

10/17/01-Volkswagon GTI vs Honda Civic - truly funny.


Other, aka ''What the ????''

 

-Heywood Banks - The MAN SONG-

   Just listen...

The Sphincter Doctor prepares works on disassembling a FM turbo downpipe.

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 (SD) Mad German Sphincter Doctor played by Greg King
(NS) M.G.S.D. Assistant played by Nigel Soult
(LB) Leebo the Videographer played by Lee Bohon

SD: "If God had meant for for ze sphincter to come loose, he vould have made zem 'Loosh'!!!"
NS: A cackle...
LB: "Have we got this yet"?
SD: "We've got ze sphicter, uh... Liquid Vwrench.  Zis is like... Zis is like a laxative for ze sphincter gadget.  Ya put a 'round... sphincter here, a little there... pretty soon, whaddayaknow, ya got eh "LOOSH SPHINCTER!!"
NS: Another cackle...
SD: "Ze product is called ("LOOSH SPHINCTER!!")

The Sphincter Doctor breaks free the downpipe.

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 SD: "Itz pretty serious...  Zer is uh... hole in zer.  ...
NS: "Sing ze sphincter song"
SD: "Ze Sphincter loosh!!  ...  Pull, pull, pull, pull ya sphincter! "
NS: A cackle...
SD: "I don't think... oh we make progress!  ...a half an inch!  The rate we're going, next month, on the 15th, ze thing come loosh!  ...  uhghhh!!!   eyeeyeee!!"
SD: "Come on sphincter, come loosh!  ... with ze sphincter gadget...  eyyyyyyeee whooo!!"
NS: "Oye, it's ze boy!"