WE GIVE A FUCK IN 2000! I really don't give a shit if this follows the stereotype of my generation, but I really and truly am an apathetic slacker. The Apathetican Party is basically just an inside joke, but who knows? It could become something. I doubt we'd make much of an impact on the government because none of us give a shit one way or the other since all politicians are is puppets for the large corporations, but BLAH. And if you get pissed at me for this I don't care about that either. In fact I don't give a flying shit about anything. FTW!
Politics and government in general mean nothing to us. No matter what happens, we're going to get fucked over because we're not trillionaire old dudes or foreign countries. If you're curious about my personal opinions and shit(hell... WTF does it matter?) I voted for Clinton. George Clinton. Yeah, as in Parliment Funkadelic, the dude w\the hair. I voted for George Clinton and Bootsy Collins.
"You wasted your vote...blah blah"...Oh gimme a break. Tell me you're not so ignorant that you believe it makes a difference. The elections are pretty much decided way the hell before November. Do you know what the purpose of voting is? It's a chance for me to get a damn sticker. If I felt my opinion and my voice meant somethin more than like... 1 quazillionth of a percent of the damn county I live in, maybe I'd feel differently about this. No I'm not very patriotic. But I never ever ever want to leave this country. I fucking hate politics, I fuckin hate debating. Why? Because I know everybody's full of shit and a hypocrite. I'm not a democrat, I'm not a republican. I'm Apathetican. I don't really fit in w\the republicans(rich old people) or the democrats(hippies). Yes I'm stereotyping and I don't give a damn. Some things I agree w\republicans, some things I agree w\the democrats, some things I think they're both morons. What pisses me off is when the republicans say the word liberal like it's callin dude a nazi or somethin. Liberal means open minded. I don't consider that a bad thing. I think it's a hell of a lot better than ignorance or stupidity.
Dammit... FTW. What we outta do is buy out some apartment complex and declare it an independent nation. Call it, Bungholia. With the capital(the apt office building) called Apathetica. For our military, hmmm... Trained beavers for our army. For our air force... Hmm.. I could stand on the balcony and throw spatulas. And I suppose the beavers could work double duty as our navy too. But this is all a bunch of shit that'll never happen, because we simply don't care enough to make it happen. But if you think I'm ever gonna stop complainin.. You don't know me very well.
FTW DAMMIT! Back