this is a hysterical email my buddy Tubedude sent me...

> >>>      Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
> >>>      You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
> >>>        Strawberry Hill.
> >>>      You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
> >>>      At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. There is a
> >>>        blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
> >>>      You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
> >>>      You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> >>>      You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
> >>>      You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good
> >>         sheets.
> >>>      A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
> >>>      You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE
> >>>        FORCE.
> >>>      Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
> >>>      You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
> >>>      You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to
> >>>      spit.
> >>>      The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
> >>>      Wookies are offended by your B.O.
> >>>      You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
> >>>        didn't have to wait for a commercial.
> >>>      You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
> >>>      You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off
> >>>        bottle of beer.
> >>>      Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark
> >>>        side...it'll be a hoot."
> >>>      You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
> >>>        thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.