(Goddamn_Fool) Does anybody here like to kick stray dogs?
(chamberlynn) Datool why u say that?
-Goddamn_Fool- lmao!
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HAHA
(DaTool) i dunno... i am. i'm a fuckin prick
(Zippo) kick stray dags.. Ha
*** LittleMissSHROOMZ changes topic to "Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative"
*** LittleMissSHROOMZ sets mode: +nt
*** LittleMissSHROOMZ sets mode: +o Exploited
(Goddamn_Fool) I've launched some a bout 20 feet, but those are like little chiuaua's and shit
(chamberlynn) Datool. u have to have a reason
(DaTool) lmao
(Zippo) quit it your killin me...
(Exploited) thanks miss
(Goddamn_Fool) On those big dogs, about the best I can do is kick em in the nernies
(incredible) am i a jerk?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) mooo
(DaTool) yah but then they shit on your foot
(DaTool) and it stinks
(Goddamn_Fool) Yeah, I wear boots with a plastic bag over em
(Zippo) My stomach is hurting from lauaging....
(DaTool) and you can't get the smell out
* Bobafet *meow*
(Goddamn_Fool) I kick em and then find a water hose
(Goddamn_Fool) :)
(Goddamn_Fool) Hey Datool, I heard you like to abuse neighborhood cats
(Goddamn_Fool) What do you usally do?
(abuddy) lol
(DibbleTip) by the way, does this actually have something to do with Toronto?
-Goddamn_Fool- hell if I know..nobody has messaged me :)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) LOL
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) YES
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) usuallly
(DibbleTip) i mean are you all from Toronto or something?
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(LittleMissSHROOMZ) but toronto atttendance is down
(DibbleTip) who is?
(Goddamn_Fool) Yeah I kick dogs in toronto too
(DaTool) Welp fool, first i normally dye their fur a different color...
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) but toronto atttendance is down
(DaTool) usually some Rodman-esque shade of green
(Goddamn_Fool) kewl
(DaTool) then i feed them ex-lax and food coloring and put them in people's cars
(DibbleTip) i dump gasoline on the fuckers
(DibbleTip) hehehe
(Goddamn_Fool) LOL tool
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehehe
(DibbleTip) then a flick of the old bic, and they´re on their way
(Goddamn_Fool) Raaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
(Goddamn_Fool) hisss
(Goddamn_Fool) :)
(Zippo) I heard gasoline burns too hot...
(DibbleTip) to that dog pound in the sky!
(Goddamn_Fool) lmao
(DibbleTip) butane is better, zip?
(DaTool) lighter fluid kicks ass
(abuddy) is everybody in here from T.O.
(DaTool) depends.. wtf is t.o.?
(DibbleTip) But Zippo is way classier than Bic
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HEHE
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) Toronto
(Goddamn_Fool) I kicked a dog there once, it was a fucking french poodle
(DibbleTip) what´s wtf
(DibbleTip) oh, what the fuck
(DaTool) wtf is what the fuck or where the fuck or who the fuck
(Zippo) :-|
(DibbleTip) t.o. is aka yyz
(DibbleTip) not why the fuck??
(Goddamn_Fool) Little shaved nuts were flopping around so I kicked the fuck out of it
(DibbleTip) or water the fuck?
(Goddamn_Moron) LOL
(Goddamn_Fool) That damn dog died instantly
(DibbleTip) lol
(DibbleTip) !!
(Goddamn_Moron) oh shit i'm dyin
*** DibbleTip is now known as Goddamn_Idiot
(Goddamn_Idiot) no good if yr wearing sandals, of course
(Goddamn_Fool) Ya man..I"m not even allowed up there anymore
(incredible) bye
* abuddy thinks dogs r nice
* Goddamn_Idiot loves dogs
* Goddamn_Moron thinks dogs shit too much
(Goddamn_Idiot) that is precisely what is so nice about them
(Goddamn_Fool) I think dogs are nice too, when they're flying through the air and
smash their heads into a tree
(Goddamn_Idiot) keeps you on yr toes
(Goddamn_Moron) lol
(Goddamn_Idiot) or a moving vehicle
(incredible) bye
(Goddamn_Fool) and then they drag their sore nuts along on the ground
(incredible) people
(Goddamn_Moron) LOL
(incredible) bye
(incredible) bye
(Goddamn_Idiot) bye
(incredible) bye
(incredible) bye
*** incredible was kicked by Exploited (AutoKICK: Repeating. .x(RPr0)x.)
(Goddamn_Idiot) there, now
(Goddamn_Fool) hehe, its funny as shit
(Goddamn_Idiot) hey, what about cats?
(Goddamn_Idiot) cats go farther when you kick them
(Goddamn_Moron) lol
(Goddamn_Moron) catapulting kittens is cool
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HAHA
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) goddamn us
(Goddamn_Fool) I had a buddy once who stuck a bottlerocket up a cat's ass,
and lit it...that cat fucking flew
(Goddamn_Idiot) lol
(Goddamn_Idiot) goddam
(Goddamn_Moron) holy shit! i'm dyin
(Goddamn_Idiot) hm
(Goddamn_Idiot) how about goldfish?
(Goddamn_Moron) can anybody translate canadian?
(Goddamn_Moron) Kansas35) like u say get a mini and let her bite kick ass man!
(Goddamn_Idiot) no
(Goddamn_Idiot) it can´t be done
(Goddamn_Moron) tell me wtf that means
(Goddamn_Idiot) huh?
(Goddamn_Moron) cuz i don't have a clue
(Goddamn_Fool) Drop a lit M-90 into the fish tank and watch the fish implode when it goes
off...its fucking cool
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HAHA
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) :)
(Goddamn_Idiot) wut the
(Goddamn_Idiot) lol
(Goddamn_Idiot) imao
(Goddamn_Fool) It cause a goddamn shockwave man...the fish all die of it instantaneoulsy
* abuddy thinks this is the biggest bunch of assholes he has ever met
(Goddamn_Idiot) hey, littemiss, where´s my ops?
(Goddamn_Moron) yah, i am a fuckin asshole
(Goddamn_Idiot) abuddy is a hundred percent correct
(Goddamn_Idiot) i´m ashamed of myself
* poper hands LittleMissSHROOMZ a red orchid @}--`--,--`---
(Goddamn_Fool) Yep, I'm one damn asshole
* Goddamn_Fool kicks poper in the jimmy
(Goddamn_Idiot) yep, me too
(Goddamn_Moron) lol
(Goddamn_Fool) lmao
(Goddamn_Idiot) hehehe
(Goddamn_Idiot) funny looking orchid
(Goddamn_Moron) i think everybody outta change their nick to Goddamn_ somethin
(Goddamn_Fool) That's a fucked up flower
(poper) hows everybody doing
(Goddamn_Idiot) you guys ever kick a stray orchid?
(Goddamn_Moron) a fuckin red orchid?
(Goddamn_Fool) lmao
* _Darkman_ Thinks MrFlirt Looks Pretty Lonely And Would Like Some Company...
* _Darkman_ Gives MrFlirt A Blow Up Doll To Make His Life Dream Come True : To Find
Out That Someone Else Is Just As Stupid As MrFlirt Himself !
(Goddamn_Fool) I kick every damn thing I see
(Zippo) What stray orchid?
(Goddamn_Fool) One time i kicked a cop in the nernies so hard he almost died
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) moooooooooo
(Goddamn_Idiot) pity you didn´t kick just a tiny bit harder
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe poper
(Goddamn_Fool) He couldn't recognize me in the lineup afterwards cause he was
so fucking crosseyed
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hi speed
(Goddamn_Idiot) miz shroom r u a cow?
(Goddamn_Idiot) y did u moo?
(Goddamn_Idiot) lol
(_Darkman_) I must say, dis shit aint my stule
(_Darkman_) style
(Speed^) hello
* poper slaps Goddamn_Fool around a bit with a large trout
* Goddamn_Fool takes the trout from poper and slips it under poper's windshield wiper
when poper's not looking
(Goddamn_Idiot) we shall all miss darkman
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HAHA
(Speed^) good bye
(Goddamn_Moron) he was a fuckwad
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) yes\
(Goddamn_Fool) Darkman was a prick
(Goddamn_Moron) he sucked
(Goddamn_Idiot) likewise, speed
(superD) hello, im finally here
(Goddamn_Idiot) exactly!
(Goddamn_Idiot) he smelled bad
(Goddamn_Fool) He can blow squirrel taints
(Goddamn_Moron) lmmfao
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) lol
(Goddamn_Idiot) wtf is squirrel taints?
(Goddamn_Moron) he probably does anyway
(Goddamn_Fool) Hey check this shit out *** fuckhead is on IRC
(Goddamn_Moron) lemme explain this one fool
(Goddamn_Fool) ok
(superD) LittleMissSHROOMZ, im not a jerk, i want to chat
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) ok
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe\
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hi\
(Goddamn_Idiot) not a jerk!
(Goddamn_Idiot) wow
(Goddamn_Moron) alright dude, if you were a bowling ball, yer taint is where it'd say 'brunswick'.
(Goddamn_Idiot) it´s that easy is it?
(superD) hi, im from iowa
(Goddamn_Idiot) oh
(Goddamn_Idiot) sure
(Goddamn_Idiot) i remember taint an asshole
(Goddamn_Fool) Oh ya, well, if you are a jerk then you can have a private discussion
with my funnoodle
(Goddamn_Idiot) and taint a pussy
(Goddamn_Moron) nononono! lemme rephrase it.
(Goddamn_Idiot) right?
(Goddamn_Moron) taint is between the holes.
(Goddamn_Fool) yep
(Goddamn_Idiot) yeah
(Goddamn_Fool) exactly
(Goddamn_Fool) lmao
(Goddamn_Idiot) this is what you call goddamn communication
(Exploited) see ya later little miss
(Goddamn_Fool) *** hoe has left IRC
(Goddamn_Moron) lol
(Zippo) you taint do anything with it...
(MrFlirt) vari fran komme du Goddam_Moron
(Goddamn_Fool) Yep
(Goddamn_Moron) hey is "beeeotch" on notify?
(Goddamn_Idiot) hm
(Goddamn_Fool) Nope
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) THI S IS SO MOOY
(Goddamn_Fool) Are you fucked in the head? what does that sentence mean?
(Goddamn_Idiot) hey, little miss
(Goddamn_Moron) i umm... only know english jackass
(Goddamn_Idiot) looks to me like you need some op company!
(Goddamn_Fool) I wanna see some Goddamn asskicking
* Goddamn_Moron kicks MrFlirt in the funnoodle!!!!
(Goddamn_Idiot) jackass?
(Goddamn_Moron) thereyago
(Goddamn_Moron) i'm being nice :)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) YES WHAT?????????
(MrFlirt) vari fran komme du Goddam_Moron
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) haha
(Goddamn_Moron) Hey, fucknuts... i don't understand you.
* Goddamn_Fool shoves a bottlerocket up Zippo's annus and lights it....Gee wonder
how far that wone will go :)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) mooooooo
(superD) hahaha
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) Hi Everbuffy
(Goddamn_Idiot) ¡béseme las nalgas!
(superD) ba-duhh
(Everbuffie) hey!
(Goddamn_Idiot) about time
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HAHA
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) :)
* Goddamn_Moron pimp-slaps the !#!% out of Goddamn_Idiot and screams "Hush up, sucka!"
(Goddamn_Moron) :)
(Goddamn_Fool) So what color pills do they give you guys ?
(Goddamn_Idiot) i like the little gren ones
(superD) im lonely, and the wolves are after me
(Goddamn_Fool) They give me some blue pills on tuesdays and green ones the rest of the week
(Goddamn_Moron) they just give me a needle in my left asscheek.
(Goddamn_Moron) i don't like needles
(simon29) hello
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) you are all big cows
* Goddamn_Idiot pours gasoline all over Goddamn_Moron
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HI!!!!!
(Goddamn_Moron) wtf?!
(Goddamn_Fool) Those blue ones are cool, I see fucking flying penises when I take that one
(Goddamn_Idiot) hey, Zippo, got a light?
(superD) i am not
(Goddamn_Moron) holy shit
(Goddamn_Idiot) moooooo
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) you are not wwhat???
(Zippo) NO. My bic lighter melted..
(Goddamn_Idiot) a cow, he means
(Goddamn_Idiot) oh
(Goddamn_Idiot) doesn´t matter
(superD) "big cows" as YOU put it
(Goddamn_Moron) holy fuckin funny dude
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) that is
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) how i did put it
(Goddamn_Fool) THose green ones are ok...I see the walls move and shit
(Goddamn_Idiot) mm
(Goddamn_Moron) the red pills kick ass..
(Goddamn_Idiot) i get tired of the voices though
(Goddamn_Fool) ANd when I flush the toilet, the shit like doesn't go down...it just keeps
spiraling around
(Goddamn_Idiot) and the flying cow penises
(Goddamn_Fool) Kinda freaks me out
-) -Goddamn_Fool- yer fuckin killin me
(Goddamn_Idiot) little by little we´re whittling em down
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) *cough*
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe
(berthe) hi all:.
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hi berthe
(berthe) :)
(Goddamn_Idiot) pretty soon there will only be goddamns here
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) where from???
(Goddamn_Idiot) oops a new one
(superD) i guess im no longer wanted
(berthe) should i leave now?:)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) why's trhat))))
(Goddamn_Idiot) only if you change yr nick to goddamn somethig
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) why????
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) :PPP
(Goddamn_Idiot) n
(superD) i dunno
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) werewolf
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) sounds familiar...?
(Goddamn_Fool) I"m goddamn back :)
(Goddamn_Fool) So what's been goddamn going on?
*** LittleMissSHROOMZ sets mode: +v Goddamn_Fool
(Goddamn_Idiot) yr goddamn welcome, too
(Goddamn_Fool) I'd like to goddamn know :)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) gives u prestige u know
(Goddamn_Fool) heehehe
(Goddamn_Idiot) nuttin
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe
(Goddamn_Idiot) mm
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) it means u have voice
(Goddamn_Idiot) make me an op!
(Goddamn_Idiot) voice shmoice
(Goddamn_Fool) Yeah
(superD) fuck yall' goddamns
(Goddamn_Fool) lmao
(Goddamn_Idiot) likewise, D
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HEHE superd
(Goddamn_Idiot) :)
(Goddamn_Fool) Go suck yer own tweeter
(Zippo) What is the plus sign mean?
(Goddamn_Fool) Chickens fucking explode when you kick them
(Goddamn_Idiot) feathers all over the placeç
(Goddamn_Fool) I prefer large non=feathered animals
(Goddamn_Idiot) place
(superD) like i really needed to know that
*** AUSTIN3-16 is now known as DancingSMAN3
(Goddamn_Idiot) like . . .?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HEHE
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) Sman
(Goddamn_Fool) Although I kick pigeons on the sidewalk
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) sorry about today...
(Goddamn_Idiot) hi, Goddamn_DancingSMAN3
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) where did u have to go?
(Goddamn_Fool) Sometimes I kick them into an oncoming car
* DancingSMAN3 L O L
(Goddamn_Idiot) yes
(Goddamn_Idiot) that is best
(Goddamn_Fool) Scares the fuck out of the driver
(Doc-All) little Miss check msg
(Goddamn_Fool) One guy actually shit in his pants and had to pull over
(Goddamn_Idiot) which isn´t necessarily a bad thing
(superD) hahahaha
(Goddamn_Fool) it was funny
(Goddamn_Fool) How many goddamn stomachs do you have LittleMiss?
(Goddamn_Moron) goddamn lol
(Goddamn_Fool) WHat the hell is this moo shit?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) four......
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) it's me
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) and me missn
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) SOOD
(Goddamn_Fool) ANd what language is that?
(Goddamn_Fool) I talk like that when they give me the blue pill
(Goddamn_Moron) that's cuz the flyin schlongs scare you
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) You are all such pooheads
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hi steve!
(Goddamn_Fool) No fuckin duh : *** shit is on IRC
(Goddamn_Moron) lol
(Goddamn_Fool) Pooheads?
(Goddamn_Moron) i like shithead better
(Goddamn_Fool) What the hell is a poohead?
(Goddamn_Moron) it sounds more... me.
(steveador) hi LMS
(superD) what is a "poohead"?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) what's up steve
*** Goddamn_Moron is now known as Shithead
(Goddamn_Fool) yeah, fucking insult us...don't give us kiddie show puppet names
(Shithead) hi there
*** LittleMissSHROOMZ changes topic to "You are all fucking shitheads"
(Shithead) my name is shithead
*** Goddamn_Fool is now known as CacaHead
(Shithead) lol
(superD) so, mine is superD
(CacaHead) Your point is?
(steveador) been trying to get here..got lost
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) oh ok
(CacaHead) Got lost?
-) -CacaHead- how about fucking_shithead? hehe
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) well how goes it steveador?????
(Shithead) lost? how?!
(steveador) shithead count
(Shithead) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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(CacaHead) How do you get lost? Take a wrong turn at the popup? wtf?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) cough
(Shithead) that good enough for now?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HEHE
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) LOL
(superD) I can count too
(Shithead) ooooooooooooooooh
(steveador) hey im kewl
(superD) can you
(Shithead) well see topic, yer a shithead too :P
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe
(CacaHead) I can't count how many times I can kick your ass ;)
(superD) no one can kick my ass. i da iorn man
(Shithead) shit. netsplits.
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) YAH
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) SHIT
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) FUCK
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) :P
(superD) shit what?
*** LittleMissSHROOMZ sets mode: +o R-Best
(R-Best) whats up Malakas
(DancingSMAN3) ;)
(DancingSMAN3) rbest
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) why the sad face R-Best????????????
(LittleMrTICKLES) shithead - hahahaha funny nick :)
(Shithead) thanks
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HEHE
(LittleMrTICKLES) your welcome shithead!
(oak1) This new topic may attract a genre of "clientele" that may surprise u
(Shithead) gwad, this shit's goin on my webpage
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe
(CacaHead) lol
(oak1) yea that oughta do it
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) what shit, shit?
(Shithead) this chat
(Shithead) fuckin funny as hell
(LittleMrTICKLES) So how's it hanging everyone! (almost everyone)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) HEHE
(Shithead) it's hangin to the left tonight
(oak1) left
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe Tickles how's u hanging? to de left again no doubt?
(Splits_Suck) lol
(Shithead) gwad, i'm gettin hungry.
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) YOU JERK OFFS
(steveador) straight up
(Shithead) beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeotch! hehehehee
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) use your left hand for one
(oak1) Well done steve
(LittleMrTICKLES) ohh.. no, it's straight down, curves along with the ballz :) he's fine thank you
(Splits_Suck) shit...
(Splits_Suck) lol
(Shithead) put on some pants for gwad's sake man
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) LOL
(LittleMrTICKLES) i always type naked
(Shithead) lol
(Splits_Suck) lmao
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) :P
(Shithead) you ppl are some silly sob's
(oak1) Th real trick is what he uses to type with
(LittleMrTICKLES) u mean u ppl are actualy wearing something?????
(Splits_Suck) gwad
(Shithead) yah
* LittleMissSHROOMZ will BRB...Behave
(LittleMrTICKLES) i will behave
(LittleMrTICKLES) like i'm a very good boy :)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hi
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) back
(LittleMrTICKLES) i behaved!
(LittleMrTICKLES) i don't know about those other guys though
(Exploited) i was a bad boy
(Exploited) hahah
(Shithead) i broke shit when you weren't lookin.
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) hehe
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) sillys
(Splits_Suck) FUCK YOU ALL SHITMONGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Exploited) i pissed on the toilet sit just for you miss
(Exploited) haha
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) LOL
(LittleMrTICKLES) no no no, i'm the only silly one :)
(Splits_Suck) SUCK YOUR MOTHER"S CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Splits_Suck) bye :)
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) LOL
(LittleMrTICKLES) hahaha!
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) *cpugh*
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) *cpugh*
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) *cough*
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) *cough*
(LittleMrTICKLES) what's wrong SHROOMZ?
(LittleMissSHROOMZ)Just breaking the silence, that's all
(Fuckin_Moron) You could fart.. that's what I do... and then light that mother fucker up.. WOOSH!
(LittleMissSHROOMZ) LOL
(Fuckin_Moron) *fart*
(Fuckin_Moron) *fart*
(Fuckin_Moron) *fart*
(Fuckin_Moron) *fart*
(Fuckin_Moron) *fart*
(Fuckin_Moron)Bye you stupid shitheads.
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