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Welp, My name's John, I'm 18(err 19 in september), I live in Meridian, MS, ummm, shit, parents are divorced, live w\my mom, i give a rat's ass about my dad, umm, got a brother named James who's 16, umm, I'm a cynical sarcastic apathetic asshole (even though nobody that knows me will admit it...), umm.. hmm what else.. I don't like to say I'm single, I prefer to say I'm hopeless. Welp that's my total lack of confidence and self esteem at work again. Umm shit, what else? Hell no I'm not gonna put a pic up here. Why? Welp for one I haven't had my pic taken since about 1994 ('cept the DMV and noooooooo damn way anybody besides the police will ever see that pic. (I don't really look like the pic above at all)I look hung over. hmmm.. Interests? welp, I'm into sports(welp... CART Indycars, football and baseball... I'm a huge Jacksonville Jaguars and Seattle Mariners fan. Yes, 2 teams across the fuckin country from each other.) umm, I dig mafia movies and Mel Brooks movies too. I'm into sport trucks(the lower the better) and car audio too. "Welp John wth doesn't this page make more sense?" Welp, ya see... I haven't slept in about 36 hours, I can't sleep, I'm not even tired, my fuckin throat is killing me, and I'm kinda wired cuz I'm drinkin a big-ass bottle of Gatorade(Cool Blue Raspberry if you care. but why would you? I don't care.) "What else do you do John?" Welp nuffin. I have no job cuz I dropped out of HS and nobody wants to hire a dropout(welp.. not me cuz i don't know anybody here and this town's still about 40 yrs in the past... this is the 'Good Ol' Boy' network hard at work.) Ummm, I spend a pretty decent amount of time on IRC(DALNet), umm, and listening to damn near any kind of music. Welp. There is shit I just can't tolerate, like country, hanson, and what my brother calls "whiny chick music" hehe... Shit like Sheryl Crow. Gwad I can't stand her but she's nowhere near as bad as hanson. If I wanted to listen to a bunch of 9 yr olds sing i'd build a time machine, go back in time 9 yrs and have kids of my own. Anyway if you can think of anything else ya wanna know, either find me on DALNet(i'm usually in #toolzone) or email my ass. And yes, every other word i say in real life really is shit or damn.
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