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1)Trust nobody. If someone is nice to you, they just want something.
2)EVERYBODY is a hypocrite.
3)Before you go out and get shit-faced drunk, make sure you don't have to work or go to school the next day.
4)If it seems to good to be true, it is.
5)It's better to have people think you're crazy than to have people think you're stupid.
6)Conformity sucks.
7)If the price is good, there's probably a reason.
8)If it can survive on this planet, it can annoy the piss out of me.
9)If you wash your clothes in warm water, they shrink. In cold water, they fade. So either deal with it or smell like a French person.
10)EVERYTHING is a waste of time.
11)If everything is going well, you're dreaming.
12)If you're reading this, you're bored and you're probably mumbling to yourself about what a moron I am. Well fuck you.
13)If you pay to get ANYTHING repaired, you're gonna get ripped off. If you do it yourself, chances are you're gonna fuck it up worse.
14)Fuck The World. Do whatever makes you happy. Don't care about what anybody else thinks, because who the hell are they to judge anyway?
15)From SuperChia: No matter how good you are at something, there's always someone better than you. So don't do anything and you won't be dissappointed.
16)From DarkMast: You pay for what you don't get.
17)From Tamia^: never never never ever assume anythin' in life
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