Find out how many damn people we have opped. (We op more ppl than mcdonalds serves daily)	If you've spent any time at all in toolzone, you're probably wondering wtf this is...go here to find out }:)
The darker side of toolzone...Go here to see our victims of bastardization and eternal online embarassment. Caution: Not intended for all audiences, leave your class at the door.	If you've come into toolzone and can't understand any of the inside jokes or slang we use...go here for corruption...err I mean, enlightenment. Yeah that's it!
Toolzone's hayday was the great age of channel-raiding but after a couple klines, we decided to lay low. Now its time to resurface...and in a BAD WAY }:)	Find out how the hell this channel started and the history (or lack thereof) behind it.

The links below are my salute to stupidass people who put banners on thier homepage to make it look so popular and well-sponsored. I'll try to put a new meaningless banner/advertisment/link up whenever I get inspired by the stupidity that surrounds me.

When it comes to politics, do you plead the fifth amendment? If So, Join Us! We have absolutely no political agenda and don't give a rat's ass if you agree with us about shit, we just all hate the government and are too apathetic to get involved and/or move to a cabin out in the woods and become a una-bomber. To join e-mail the founder and be sure to tell him FTW!

Humphrey B Bear Takes A Flying Leap! NOW IN PAPERBACK! Yes Kids, that beloved Humphrey B. Bear that makes all your Austrailian days a little brighter and happier has released his final book! Yes sadly Humphrey has retired to the Great Bear Heaven in the sky... In his final book Humphrey goes to a shopping mall and dives to his death on the cold linoleum 3 stories below from the balcony in front of a top floor shoe store after discovering they don't make shoes for bears! What is the moral of the story kiddies? Ah Ah Ah....Remember what Humphrey always said, "Read it yerself ya brat!" Remember, nobody likes an over-the-shoulder reader kids! So bug the ever living crap out of yer parents to go get Humphrey's last book, "Humprey Takes A Flying Leap" today! You can get the new book at participating bookstores or at the bookstand in the mall that now sits where they scraped up Humphrey's carcass from the floor! Ok lemme s'plain this...Briley told us a little story today about an old balding dude in Austrailia that dresses up like a bear kinda like the moron who does barney shows in the U.S. and about a show he did at a mall once. Some idiot dove to his death from a third story balcony and landed right where Humphrey Bear had to do his show that day and so they put his "dressing-tent" overtop of the body until the show was over and all the kids kept wanting to get inside the tent to see Humphrey Bear and I'm sure you can see the humor in this and why I felt the need to bastardize it :) If you don't understand it...fine, cause I'm kinda twisted and its probably a good thing that you don't think like I do, go congratulate yourself bastard!