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*** Dariel- sets mode: +b urinal^cake!*piss@meridian-pm3-s23.cybertron.com

July 9th 1997
One of our favorite channel raid victims in #dragonheart, this dude has the intelligence of a 2 yr old, anyone on dalnet who's ever banned anyone knows you don't ban nicks...you ban ip's...and if your'e smart, you ban ISP's(hell, sometimes we even ban nations) because any idiot can hangup and dial back to get a new modem and hence..A NEW IP! I swear we made this dude cry....he and all his fantasy role-playing drugged out buddies didn't know what hit em...we'll be sure to attack these morons again....soon.

[IceVien] oh shit the fat freaky bitch is back

July 29th 1997
This one was quite entertaining. I did this remotely by using the bastard and spybot(YES I WAS INVITED!!). Technically, I was NEVER in this channel. But, the bastard obviously rubbed this guy the wrong way. I had this guy convinced the bastard was a huge fat woman who ate twinkies constantly and had twelve fat rolls, and "Really Liked to Watch Him Spank". This guy was throwin out more fat jokes in ALL CAPS than I could believe. I mean, he literally went off on the bastard. The bastard was of course "Loves_To_Watch_Steve_Spank" and man..there's just not much more I can say about this one, you have to read it to believe it :). Enjoy, Tools!

#steve_spanks_it_hard.log
Bastardization in a nutshell:
If someone says something that can be construed in any way to mean something entirely different and at the same time absolutely hilarious...or...if someone says something so vague that it leads the mind to wander...then, yes its bastardizable, so watch what you say in toolzone, or you'll become another forever humiliated victim of bastardization. All bastardization takes place through Cheap_Bastard, the official bastard bot of toolzone (and dalnet for all I care). Sops and certain other users of the channel are trusted with the responsibility of bastardizing...just know that when someone says "You've been bastardized" you're gonna show up on the topic of toolzone and this page eventually }:)

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