well i guess your's is longer and probably harder very appropriate bastard :) FUCK YOU MEXICANS SALUDA A ME PENE GODDAMN I HAVE BIG BALLS! #mexico unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) * garycoleman pisses in the lake GO FUCK A TREE SOMEBODY BESIDES THE BASTARD BOT PING MY HAPPY ASS #dragonheart unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) and I don't ban IP's, I ban nations :) * Cheap_Bastard refuses to kick Gwad! -ChanServ:#toolzone- Cheap-Ol-Bastard!nut@sac.uky.edu opped Cheap_Bastard bastard bans isp's :) mean people suck,nice people swallow very appropriate bastard :) please, call me bastard :) * KICK_AND_BAN_MY_SORRY_ASS pisses down everyone's throats nope, he's french, so he's a frog I've been coughing up all kinds a gross shit! would someone please tell me what the fuck all those colorfull messages are?? I volunteer my ignorance :) yah i'm into cartoon pornos Nernies are cute. GIMME SOME WORM DAMNIT! I"AM HUNGRY AS SHIT -Cheap_Bastard- Do NOT kick Gwad again!!! lol he just flipped Ward over his shoulder and ward headbutts captain winky now all my computer does is scream profanity at me you know every time anybody says tool my computer calls me a bitch? Dude... that shit w\Marv Alberts... they say he sodomized that woman and shit... I can picture him doin that, screaming "WITH AUTHORITY" while his toupee flops around... Closing Link: The_Ops_Suck_Taint[sac.uky.edu] trapdoor.ca.us.dal.net (Killed (Kristina (Flooding/Harrassing users or channels is not allowed on DALnet. Continuing to do so will result in an ban from this network.))) SHUT UP CANADIANS i wanna hear some flatulation the world ain't ready for Little Chunk yet :) well thanks sherlock, can you identify some more shit for me down at the station? we have a lineup of fresh turds that turd is taller than you [Annoying_Little_Fucker SOUND] shit talks to me will the bastard listen to me? the fart stalled again a pimp-slap is a back-hand to the face...it requires speed and skill... I had to get up to wipe my ass eels i wish i could run a clone and fart at myself dont be fuckled, its registerd it's messy eatin this shit out of the log :) <^ShadowBoxer^> hehe I lick them :) I'm gonna go "cyber" with jen now...later ppls :) she needs it by 5 this afternoon ;) #cybersex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) #hansonchat can't join channel (you're banned!) #hansonchat can't join channel (you're banned!) #mexico can't join channel (you're banned!) fuck context :) THEY'RE GODDAMN NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH Parrot drool is kewl :) sorry eels i was raping heheh HE TAKES IT TO THE HOLE! -DaTool- tOoL@nOtIcE he fingered me and didn't get anything back... he ran over somebody's cock. Don't try out your popup on a lady ** KAYE (kaye@max129.cafes.net) Quit (Broken pipe) This is what happens when you get too many ops in one room...... *** garycoleman is now known as Holy_Big_Fuckin_Balls so he blew a duck? i know... i didn't believe him, but he did it for me perrfectly.... welp i'm real impressed by this and all but... fuck no * Happy_Shiny_Scrotums takes flump's seat and shoves it up his ass * MotivRider is a eunic, but a flirty one ;) will the bastard listen to me? welp, she can smitten my ayiss :) We all kinda like think alike... otherwise we won't be here *** Holy_Big_Fuckin_Cyber_Balls is now known as cYbEr_sChLoNg (¯`ˇ._(¯`ˇ._(¯`ˇ._( !HairyJerk )_.ˇ´¯)_.ˇ´¯)_.ˇ´¯) Your nuts are all shriveled up * full_of_shit say tube horny mf with deformed square ass <­°¯´ˇ.¸_/¯} fear anything that bleeds for a week and lives ¯\_¸.ˇ´¯ˇ­> then how come ur balls r holy? they've been blessed it was silent then i got like 10 pages of flood * smerf feels something funny. smerf looks down to see John_Doe^ sucking his balls I can frolic too ;) *** HAMMER-ME-IN-THE-FRUITY-ASS was kicked by Muerte (Don't Come Back) <­°¯´ˇ.¸_/¯} * TwoFooT grabs and holds Fuckin_Prick¯\_¸.ˇ´¯ˇ­> Want to smoke me bitch? Nah, I ain't into getting Captain Winky all covered in shit brb gotta saddle my sisters horse Damn...The only channel to ban Services..... ENGLISH you FOREIGN BASTARD *** Quits: Passion_Fruit (Dead Socket) (¯`ˇ._(¯`ˇ._(¯`ˇ._( <--Frilly stupid Shit--> )_.ˇ´¯)_.ˇ´¯)_.ˇ´¯) *** Holy_Big_Fuckin_Balls changes topic to "MY BALLS ARE REPULSIVELY TITANIC<=-You know what they say... ya they say GODDAMN YOU GOT SOME BIG FUCKIN BALLS!" je suir my balls un channel japonnais my big fuckin balls pis je comprends my fuckin balls are huge je comprends rien GODDAMN I HAVE BIG BALLS! You Make My Butt Sweat (c) 1997 RowdyRedneck brb...gotta clean up dog pee!! no she's not peeing in the glass, but she just farted so your job must be POOP!!! want to touch my monkey? * Big_Phuckin_Sword is a big phucking sword know the dog is getting horny. she wants to hump The dog or pixie? both i love dungiouns and bitches or dragnets or some shit * Big_Phuckin_Sword bows at wolfs big ass smelly feet * suck_my_bish now Hey Bish...you wanna wrap those big buck teeth around what I got? DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK FUCKIN SPANISH? I"D LIKE TO KNOW, CAUSE I"M DUMB AS SHIT AND DON"T KNOW ANY OTHER LANGUAGES, WHAT DOES SPANISH SOUND LIKE? * Holy_Fuckin_Big_Balls slaps girl like a mexican whore *** Reality was kicked by Muerte ( Warning Kick!) Pixie cannot sing for shit ping me cheap bastard GWADDAMN, DID I MENTION I HAVE BIG BALLS? I AM BOBB! BOBB HAS A SMALL PECKER * Passion_Fruit is a cyber ho! you know every time anybody says tool my computer calls me a bitch? who gives a fuck? * Minerva78 was fingered by Azurri.....stop that! * pixie001 gets on the floor and begs -ChanServ:#toolzone- fuckin_moron!ineedtp4mybunghole@meridian-pm1-s11.cybertron.com opped ^ShadowBoxer^ lots of pissers in here! <`sNaPpLe`> I dont Rip Assholes * `sNaPpLe` cant find his popup thingie * `sNaPpLe` cant find his popup thingie * `sNaPpLe` is working on his popup thingie :) <`sNaPpLe`> Now i have to go to the Bathroom this dude is a woman....all woman!!!!! check out the topic, dildo my ass You shouldn't play with your popups your go blind. I have klingon nuggets consistantly My kitty is purrrring......brb. * princesslaya hopes bendover dosn't send her a package Holy Gwads Batman! i have a tootsie roll! strokin a nice tight ass is what life is all about my butt is cracked :( * Flowerrr is a skinny little pile of flab coffee and alcohol are kewl <|Krow|> Being in love means that you can fart, and she won't care...or at least not dump you... it tastes like ass HELL FUCK NO! yer a living got milk comercial <=-=- Asshole formally known as Motiv watch out for falling bastards my isp farted stupid bitch <=- no comment * The^GawdFather slides Fecesious down a some nice ass me and my animal nernies will miss u <=- old faithful of assholeism He's letting mr winky out for some sunshine the holes in it are too small? i'm gonna cheat like a bastard utopia has a better cable package than i did in pensacola :) hope you guys like fish sand and nernies is a bad mix wash those balls in the water! who am i, Jesus??! motiv took a crap and burned a hole in our bucket :) YOU'RE SCARING THE FUCK OUT OF ME lol what's stopping you now? you've already used my nards for fishing bait * DaTool is gonna die of humiliation sorry about your balls.. * Minerva78 wants a sea monkey GIVE ME THAT WAV barney can blow me...I hate his purple ass this ain't fair, you people have lives and i don't. I flip Assholes I am Always Tweaking erection reset by queer erection reset by queer (MotivRider) irish ppl have more patience than me. * tamia^ shoves a banana into shellshock's undies and watches the lil' monkey search for it *** RumTum (redinger@g20.acs.usm.maine.edu) Quit (Erection reset by queer) hey rum.... necro just told me she is a guy.... Do you have breasts Rum? And who are you punk? *** Cheap_Bastard was kicked by Rachy (piss down your own throat) save me from the pimp FUCK THE COPS, FUCK THE CHAT MONITORS, FUCK THE WORLD, FUCK THE IRS, FUCK THE KKK, FUCK THE COURTS, FUCK THE FBI, FUCK THE CIA, FUCK THE DEVIL, FUCK THE GODS, FUCK YOU. THE *SHA* WILL RULE THE WORLD AND THERE AINT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO Hello Masterbate Gwad is taking a big whiz on kentucky right now <^ShadowBoxer^> Yea I need to Find a Guy well keep it u bastards fuck me in the goatass bite me tool *** A-LESBIAN-WITH-BIG-TITS was kicked by Night_W0lf libby3 IS AN FUCKASS i am not a pube -Phrack2600- [2600] <=-turning into a homo * Muerte passes fuck yourself around * TwoFooT blows festive farts at JESUS_FREAKS HiMiE sucks scrotes, fucks goats, and likes it man, that bastard bot keeps getting better and better! you see all the stuff like !Bob shithead.wav that !Bob shithead.wav is some dudes script asking Bob for shithead.wav so say Bob's got a script, and Bob sends Shithead.wav to Fuckface... now Fuckface has shithead.wav too you all are crazy bring in the bastard. :) HOLY FUCK THIS BITCH IS HORNY! welp you know the movie rainman was based on me jeezus who are you chuck woolery? Hello i am Butthole From Argentina <=- inhabits his recliner quite frequently No more farting * Muerte tells Mr_Pibb to stop fingering him.... * Proactis loves all the hicks in the world. lemme close all goddamn 80 windows later pimp daddy <^ShadowBoxer^> Damn it those old men cant they just leave me alone You've been bastardized :) I gotta go pee!! BRB!! well.. I'm gonna go find a REAL TOOL i reccomend Sears. * Phrack2600 busts a shit-filled water balloon over katana's head or waz it yer nappy ass with the banana shit coming out * Muerte does it for days <^ShadowBoxer^> sorry i am Beating the shit outa someone with a towel :) i probably did corrupt you. <|MIB|> Damn it My Pixie stick is Cloged i'm weird when i'm sober. * sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit is judgemental * sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit laughs at Jester^^^ * sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit is warm and squishy * MotivRider kicks reality in the jimmy I come back and find Feces on the channel Yeah, bfs do that to me too * Mike_Tyson bites the hell out of everybody's ears * Mike_Tyson is still hungry *** JeepersLittleBalls was kicked by Jeeper (You were being an annoyance, JeepersLittleBalls) * IFartOnJeeper twice can you say unbelievably fucking stupid? *** BastardChild was kicked by Muerte (I don't like this nick either!!!) Eels...are you physically attracted to me in any way? -NickServ- *** Scrotum is Satan's uncle Fred i always wanted to be a dildo aight dude i shrunk it real good they rinse your ass for you... those bratwurst can produce large stool sorry...plumbing got backed up dude...sometimes it just flows :) *** MY_PENIS was kicked by Night_W0lf (OUCH DAMMIT) I didn't like that topic...it was not nice *** Flowerrr was kicked by Muerte (aHa said I could) You know I'll always love you Motiv * summerdayz is a cyberho nickserv is sniffing my ass If I had wanted your opinion, I would have beat it out of you *** The_Mutha_Fuckin_President was kicked by Lostinspace Turn Your Own Crank... IT'S FUN! Hi !! Who wants to take drugs with me and fuck [aHa PING reply]: 9mins 25secs I think I'm unfuckled now :) LoL.... I ain't... just had me a big ol' bowl of Gorilla ass :) He can have it... I'll take dickhead! Play with me b4 I kick your ass chanserv es puta! ES PUTA! -Fat_Hairy_Mexican_Bastard- Is this better? rim your own nuts * Big_Ugly_Dude_Named_Bubba kicks F-L-E-T-C-H in the jimmy Sweet combo.... farts and kisses ? Hmm?! self esteem is for wusses :) well, i see the level of self esteem is rising steadily in here joy...the fucking bastard bot is back I was hungover in Parliament :) yeah have a nice shit <_mo_> never have 8 letters said so much man... fiik fiic go fuck a tree for fun if you're into that sort of thing, not that i am but i bet dumbfucks like you are.... oh hell go dangle your dick in front of a badger with cramps. Hey, it takes a special kind of person to put their lips around the butt of a Camel and suck. . . yOU KNOW I REALLY WANT TO BE LIKE YOU BUT I CAN'T GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS kiss my hairy blue ass so you like to kick balls with your feet? dude, are you a turd burglar? coz i'm a white black dude that looks blue she touched my pee-pee, steve I stopped smoking and my dad called me a quitter I'm flooding bastards in #mexico chanserv, you are going down, Bitch !!!!!!!!!!! *** knitescap was kicked by Eels (if you know how infrequently I kicked people then you would understand how lame you are) nernies...I love that word that beats schlong anyday what is rhino taint? VIVA ME! I was using "ass" in the general sense :) Hola mi seste es muy puta, hace mucho nacho, y alguien de los nernies, viva mi puta Don't screw with me...I'm pre-pms hhehe ill rub it beter chains and wips i like my new toys Welcome To Nernie Central it was damn hilarious *** MotivRider changes topic to "**** smerf changes topic to "*** MotivRider changes topic to "*** smerf changes topic to " *** MotivRider changes topic to "*** smerf changes topic to """""""" MotivRider (~Mike@sac.uky.edu) invites you to join #did_I_Mention_my_asscrack_stinks*** "they call me mr boombastic, I'm good at gymnastics, the name on my boxers says im mr. ro-oo-oo-mantic, cause im damn spastic, i eat plastic, i play in traffic i learn quickie...i mean quickly I've "trimmed" mine...but that's just because it fuckin hurt to wear jeans and it pulled the fuck out of my leg hairs :) Ok...that was inappopriate and you can all make fun of me now HI I AM CONSTIPATED HI I'M CONSTIPATED ya about 3p948320409348034087 times someone bastardize me i think im just going to get stoned and play pool. my fingers are too tired I like sex with a good looking bitch " Hey Bish...you wanna wrap those big buck teeth around what I got?" my ass everytime I smell beer I'll think of you * JERK KNOW IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT CANADANS/FRENCH SUCK MY AMARCIAN BUTT help me guys...this hurts my fingers :P thistopicsucksandsodoallofyou Yes and you know how well hehe he said he was gonna go eat eat who? * Rhapsody1 shaves ftw MotiveRider..stay away from those ceiling fans!! the entire continent of australia can lick my bunghole <^ShadowBoxer^> Bring on the Nipples!!! :) later horny loner dude i ain't leavin yet -ChanServ- #toolzone is rimmed by ChanServ Can't help the x-rated room I like it cause its got this whiteboard thing and I can make shit and paste it in there :) -Jeeper- ¯\_¸.ˇ´¯ˇ­> Jeepin' Op <­°¯´ˇ.¸_/¯ my crack aint even workin hey pecker!!!!!!! smells like fish, tastes like strawberry dude can't we just have more bidet jokes? *** ChanServ (service@dal.net) invites you to join #toolzone *** ChanServ (service@dal.net) has joined #TOOLZONE