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The United States Marine Corps *** Over 200 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater, my mother was an M-16, and my father was the devil. Each and every moment I live is an additional threat upon your life.
I am the roughest, toughest, roving soldier of the sea. I eat barbed wire and gun powder. I shit hand grenades and piss napalm. I am cocky, self centered, overbearing and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am the green amphibious monster made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, whose sole purpose in life is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the festering amount of anti-Americans throughout the globe, wherever it may arise.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army, and on the seventh day while God rested, we overran his perimeter, stole the globe and have been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, curse like sailors, and beat the piss out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night. Marine by God. AMEN
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