Robot guard will smoke out villains

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Article: Robot guard will smoke out villains�| New Scientist

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Japanese boffins build Dalek-style robot guards | The Register

If they could just disguise it as a "Rosey" recycling bin, I'd be ready to start saving up for one today. Can you imagine the looks on the neighborhood kids' faces as they try to tip one of those over into the street on recycling night? Billowing smoke and loud alarms as it chases them down the street... I could make back the money selling the video on the internet or America's Funniest Home Videos!