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Malachai should stick to the rock music, because they're pretty good at it. They're at their best on opener "O' Amy"; frontguy Mike
Fossum's story about getting beaten up by the meanest girl in town is told with happy fuzz-pop guitars. It's head bobbing fun, a cheery sing-along for a cross-country trip.

Fossum, Ben Phelan, Ed Brown, Otto Helmuth and the Steve split time between bass, guitar, keys, vocals and the Roland MC-505 beatbox. Robby Cosenza plays the drums. They should probably pawn the beatbox, because These Sounds is bogged down by beat-based electro tracks that don't really work. They clog the album's flow. Steve pulls out some nice guitar melodies on "Shiloh", but they're overshadowed by the Roland. The song comes off as a post Shrink Notwist heist.

When they're on, however, Malachai's guitar driven punkish funk recalls Pavement and the rowdier side of Fugazi's blooze -- but they change it up. "Hailure" (defined by Malachai as a bad Halo player) riffs like the Misfits. "Love a Man" opens with Fossum white-boy rapping "I got mad flow, like old girlfriend's period." It almost sounds like a Beck B-side, but with Fossum trading Beck's absurdity for his own cryptic references to computers and video games.

Most of these references are defined in a 38-word glossary that's provided with the album. You'll need this, a prayer and a bit of patience to decode Fossum's inside humor. Proof: "Love A Man" is "similar to give me a break, or stop breaking my balls". Okay, but "gimcracks" is "Frilly, slovenly pussy. Pussy of no consequence. Weekend pussy." This serves as a warning to women: Fossum's lyrics will offend you.

Finally, "spirit world" is defined as "The place where one exists, when drunk, pilled out or h-o, all of the time. There is no in- between." You'd have to assume, then, that these are drug-soaked songs. That's fine, but it seems that Fossum, if he really wants to be understood, is asking too much from the listener

Shawn McCormack
   
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